Chinglish - some bloomers

Chinese and English are worlds apart (a fact that I'm perfectly aware of: My Mandarin still progresses at the pace of a rheumatic cow..). Some funny side-effects of this are:

• Some restaurant's menu cards become pretty scary. Or would you like to eat for example:
• "explodes the stomach" or "explodes the sausage" (we spontaneously decided not to risk it.. ;)
• "double boiled deer's tail in water duck soup"

• All kinds of movies with English subtitles end up being somewhat funny (or flat-out hilarious!)
  
• A great example is Starwars "Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" (or as the subtitle calls it: "The backstroke of the west". Go visit Winterson to have a glimpse at some more great screenshots..

• Some ads change sense slightly and become somewhat sarcastic
• The ad of the posh Beijing Garden hotel on the flipside of "City Weekend" (Great Entertainment guide in English, with quite an important readership) tries to push it's business among other with its [Club house] Swimming poor, gym, sauna,..

• Some of the translations spit out by the online translator Xie Lei (a love of a colleague (die "gute Seele" von Exoweb)) and I use to (potentially) understand each other:
• "Beijing of evening of today snowing. Ride the bike to fall down carefully."
  

• Some signs have a hard time getting their intended message across:
• "The Safety is dependable from save to bring on oneself to charge reasonable" (Next to the lockers at the train station in Harbin). Hüüü?!
• "Question Authority" (in a bank.. guess what they want to say is: address your questions to a clerk, or something alike..)
• "In order to keep fit, no spitting please". I wished Chinese would actually abide by the rule established by this sign... ;)
  

Somewhat selfishly, I do hope that the average Chinese's English level is going to stay on the level of my Chinese for a little longer. Otherwise life would be way less funny..

I "very like" Chinglish..! :)