Roasted Duck, Mannequins, Tonga and Sumit's Tanga (or: My New Year's eve in Beijing)
Let me grab the opportunity to wish you all a thrilling, success- and joyful New Year high in seemingly little but surprisingly big moments! Where did you spend New Year's eve? In a cosy “Chalet” somewhere lost in the snow covered Swiss alps? On the gorgeous beaches of “parque Tairona”,
My New Year's eve was quite a blast and I enjoyed it a lot. At around 7pm I went with some Swiss friends of mine, the (in)famous "Von Schulthess family" (Starting from the left: (An)dre(a)s, Tony,
After diner we strolled around the tiny little streets around the restaurant until we got to a store that had been torn down only very recently (one of the victims of Beijings ultra-fast transformation into the “Olympic-Capital”). What lie before us was a mere treasure chest(for non-Chinese): Heaps of Chinese lampions and decent female manikins. We, and especially Regine, instantaneously fell in love with this “all for free” flee market (and the lovely female display dummies..;) We acted the goat quite a bit and had at least as much fun as the increasing number of Chinese gathering around us and laughing at us silly foreigners.. ;) The lampions since then refurbish my room and, while one of the two beauties stayed in Beijing, the second is on its way back to the country of the Cheese and Chocolate.. ;)
Once back at Qianmen we split up. I went on to meet up with some other friends so as to head out (I'll always remember the hillarios conversation in the taxi. Topic: Shilas preferences for, oh what ever.. Guess she wouldn't appreciate me mentionning it here.. ;) to the New Years eve bash at the Tongan embassy. Did you just ask : what and where the fuxxxx is
Tonga is one of the rare countries in the world that are actually smaller than Switzerland. This archipelago in the South Pacific Ocean is the home of some 112'000 persons and a king. Yep, you heard correctly, Tonga is and remains the only constitutional monarchy in the Pacific. At least 0,01% of the total population of this tropical paradise (meaning about 12 persons) were in Beijing on 31 December and invited us over to their embassy for what turned out to be an awesome bash!! The place was cramped with mates from all over the world, good food piled up on our plates and the fridge was packed. I met the first Tongan of my life (very charming, out-going and with a lot of rythm indeed) and enjoyed being around my Beijing mates (Starting from the left: Soraya, Eduardo, Sumit, Dom, Mishie, I admit to have forgotten the (pretty difficult) name of this hillarious Aussie, Pavel and Gürkan).We enjoyed some good drinks, snacked, played a pool game I've never played before (something between shuffle puck and curling (the red thing I hold in my hand is actually the puck one uses to play this game), danced and gossiped until the Chinese TV announced that it stroke midnight! We popped the corks and enjoyed the first couple of hours of 2006 to the full. Even Hu Jintao peeped into the Tongan embassy (picture above).. ;)
Somewhen around 2am another party floor was opened, namely the indoor (whirl)pool(s) in the basement.
Even though I missed the apparently pretty spicy first couple of minutes (ask Gürkan for more details..), what followed was still great: We presented our underwear (well, Sumit for some reason hesitated to show his "tiger tanga" to everyone and finally decided not to hop into the pool..) and enjoyed some waterball, chilling and diving in the warm pools.
While some of the "rumberos" continued (what was a terrific party) in one of the clubs in the center of Beijing, I went home at 4am and snored for the first time in 2006....
Oh boy, may 2006 continue as it started.. ;)

14 Comments:
The conversation was taken out of context!!!
No more sleeping on new year's eve for me - long story about why I didnt end up at the Tongan bash - but it suffices to say... I missed one heck of a party!! :'(
Man - looks like they spent half their GDP building up that embassy! Crazy pacific islanders!!! :P
Happy New Year Donnie boy! :-D Looks like you're really having fun...Couldn't stop laughing and being amazed at your Tongan Embassy Party, now that's definetely something else for a change! ;-)
Hugs, )i(
happy new year dom!:) sounds like you're rocking china;)
well well well.. guess who it is dom?? actually u wont be able to cause u forgot my name!!! damn u!
hope the start of `06 has been great for u!
pei-san (and dont u forget it!!)
what a great night!! I'm really glad u guys came!
was it you who thought it was a chinese word? "Tong An" embassy?
Mishie
what a great night!! I'm really glad u guys came!
was it you who thought it was a chinese word? "Tong An" embassy?
Mishie
pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san,pei-san, pei-san, ...aeh, what was it again.. ;) ...guess I'll never ever even think of forgetting your name again.. ;) great to hear from you! what are you up to? If still in Bj: let us know and join in this saturday (you could record another spicy conversation..hehe)
Mishie: Oh come on, give me some credit! Given my reeealy restricted Chinese vocabulary I would have rather mixed it up with "Tanga" than some Chinese word.. ;)
Dom
Dom, I think only German-speakers know that a "Tanga" over here is the equivalent of a "G-string" or a "thong" ;-)
hmm, didn't even think of this.. But guess you're right.. cheers!
So everyone out there:
Tanga = G-String or "thong" (thanks Carissa)
Who wears it?
well, normally women.. and Sumit.. ;)
Dom ;)
If only one of the guys thought to wear a 'tanga' on New Years Eve at the swimming pool!!
It would have been a lovely sight.
Mishie - are you sure about that last one? Imagine ME in a tanga?
Hope you enjoy your dinner tonight! :P
hehee.. yeh thats right! u sooo better not forget it this time! im back in shanghai now and will probably leave china on the 24jan. will u be coming down for conference?
pei-san (btw email is peisan_chow@yahoo.com.au)
p.s mishie- it was habib who thought it was the tong `an embassy. and i totally agree with u, the `tanga` would have been very sexy indeed!
The Tong An Embassy? Just goes to prove my point that Aussies aren't all with it all the time... Hahaha... ;-)
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